One of the crime scenes

Friday, April 09, 2010

Help Wanted

Opening for a Solicitor-General for BC

This is a temporary position. Applicant must be available to start as soon as possible and willing to occupy position until November 2010.

The successful applicant cannot be one of these three guys:


  • Position as elected member of BC liaR Party preferred

  • Law degree and current member of the British Columbia Bar preferred

    Police Chief or other high ranking law enforcement official needing to retire to avoid disciplinary hearing will be considered

  • Preference will be shown to lawyers who didn't have to hire someone to write their bar exam.

  • Computer skills not necessary, inability to use email preferred.

  • Carry your currency in something other than a brown paper bag

  • Talent for photo-ops/vid clips at crime scenes a plus

  • Good Hair a must


  • None really, other than talking tough on crime and domestic violence, but actually doing anything will not be required.

  • The successful applicant must be aware that elected officials are incapable of committing criminal or unethical acts, unless of course they are members of the NDP.

Apply in person to either Patrick Kinsella or Ken Dobell - either one will set up an appointment with Lara Dauphinee if you manage to make the short list.

Salary, benefits and positions on corporate boards after November subject to negotiation.

Update: 7:42AM, April 10

I would like to commend Kash Heed for stepping down immediately and showing respect for Parliamentary tradition. I am sure that both he and the citizens of British Columbia hope that this matter is resolved in a more timely fashion than his predecessor once removed John Les' case or the mysterious matter of the Legislature Raids.

On another note, Lord Gord has announced he won't be asking for the resignation of Jane T, his caucus member facing DUI charges. This should come as no surprise, HOW COULD HE?


Blogger BC Mary said...

Koot ... if you will contact me privately, I think I can suggest a perfect candidate ...

his name will remind you of an important body part.

Thank you for your diligence in seeking out a new Solicitor General for our unhappy province.

Friday, April 9, 2010 at 8:45:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Gary E said...

Outstanding Koot. My guess is that one of the MLA's in trouble with the HST will get elevated. Either directly to the job or at the very least into cabinet through a shuffle.

Mary, I hate secrets.LOL

Saturday, April 10, 2010 at 7:52:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gordo is running out of people.He is alo running out of time. Tar and feather them all.

Saturday, April 10, 2010 at 8:34:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You missed,

The ability to leave your balls on a plate, for Lordo the Gordo to hold onto.

Monday, April 12, 2010 at 1:39:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous BC Mary said...

Koot ...

I just dropped by to say Hello ...

but was stopped cold by the look in the eyes of the 3 Sol Gen at the top of this page.

"Are you buying this?" each one is thinking. "Honestly, you're actually being taken in by what we say?"

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 6:01:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Heed stepped down for Parliamentary tradition, why are Campbell and Thornthwaite still in office? Why does Thornthwaite, get a special prosecutor? Can any person with a DUI, ask for a special prosecutor? This is the 1st time I have ever heard of such a thing. However, there are probably, hundreds of laws, I have never heard of, but a special prosecutor, struck me as odd.

Saturday, April 17, 2010 at 8:37:00 AM PDT  

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