I was particularly amazed by the way the puffmaster played down Dobell's role as a lobbyist in the 90 seconds of the conversation with Stonewally this morning.
I don't really have an opinion because I don't get to, or don't have to, listen to the puffmaster other than the odd time my normal guy and gal are away. But the comment did get the creative juices flowing. Here's the first verse or the new chorus, feel free to add verses in the comments.
Fluff the Magic Flackman
Cluff the Magic Dragon, broadcasts by the sea,
Spinning tales of truthy fluff,
to the likes of thee and me
StoneWally told Ricky, an inquiry ain't due,
If it's good enough from Mr Puff,
it's good enough for U.
Oh Cluff the Magic..........
Dirty Tricks and the Fantastic
it's just the daily due,
Hardly done and completely Spun
It's what they call the news.
Oh Cluff the Magic.........
Little Wally Oppal, loves that wascally Cluff,
He never criticizes much or asks him tricky stuff.
Oh, Cluff the Magic................