2 SuperNOTceral BC
(not) Lieutenant Governor General Bill (not so)Good smiling because he is so happy his (waste of space) studio is all ready for today's (not)Throne Speech to be delivered by (not)Premieress Crusty the Clownessa Clarke! Be prepared for withering (not) critical reception from (not) Lt. GG Bill (not so)Good! The staff only has left the placement of the pillow for Christy's feet so Bill can massage and kiss them!
If you live beyond Hope (or even before it) you won't have to subject yourself to this because really you don't matter to Crusty anyways............because you won't be able to hear it anyway, even if you (shudder) wanted to torture yourself doing so!